~* I'M A CLOSET-BASTOS! *~

'Just saw Abbie's post on the Forces gurls YM confy last weekend.... I realized there were some good lines there (a.k.a quotable quotes) that deserve to be immortalized in this lil spot of mine in the www. As I commented on Abbie's blog: quick! somebody make me a button pin that reads: "i can't help it! i'm a closet-bastos!". dang, i should patent this gem of a thought!

THE TIME:

PHIL & CHINA time: Sep 25 Sat, 12nn
USA time: Sep 24 Fri, 9pm
CAN time: Sep 25 Fri, 12mn

*Sosyal kami... may Phils time, China time, Canada time and USA time! hehehe ;) Errmm, the time diff explains why Ivy was sleep-chatting. :P

Charo wasn't able to make it coz I think she had duty at the hospital (?). So it was Abbie & me here at Pinas, Mitzi in the US, Tin in China and Ivy in Canada.

THE LINES:


asan na silaaaaa
i know...medyo sleepy na ko
hey!!! *m*rky mode*
so nasaaan ang magaling na nagpasimuno nito?
waaaah. walang audibles pag confy! sadness
meron !!! ay.. oo nga... wala... isip ko.... voice
*toink*
Haha, wala akong mic. Do it. Sige mamatay kayo sa ka-sentihan! Hahahaha!
Kita nyo COKE ko? GANDAAAAAAAAAAA!
deadma na sa COKE! m*** na!
Yang si _____, rape ko na yan pag hindi pa nag-moves yan. Tangina, hirap na ko ha!
Ooopps, sorry for the cuss
goooo raaaaaape
girl... ez
go for it...lol
Hindi he's just TOO weird last night.
I just want him to be PERFECT.
SEX na lang pagusapan natin!
M*** na lng!
Wait! CHISMIIIIIS you like?
IVY, GO GET A FREAKIN TABULAS! Kaw na lang wala don!
DISH 'to.
soooo bitin!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!@!!!
ATAT!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BWISET! So many friends ONLINE!!!!
u can use stealth mode
Cant eh. Kita na ko. Damns
then go invi
pretend ur ox is broken
spill before ivy falls asleep
Masyado syang inexperienced. Mas may alam pa ko sa kanya when it comes to love, dating, etc.
RAPE HIM NAAAAAAAAAA
I do really need office romance advices.
Aileen Sige! Do it din kay ___! hahahaha!
nah. bka magkaresistance eh
nakatulog na ata si Ivy
holy sh*t
Kasi po she was caught DOING IT
triple sh*t!
meaning if they werent screwing in the company car, it would have been okay!
psycho!
they mustve stained the seatcovers
Ala SATC Samantha!
People knew that they did it everywhere!
ay patay
wat da ... asan ang dyosa ng chismis? ba't nawala
would u ever do it in public? hahahaha di ko ata kaya.. hehehe
i cant see abbie. her ox must be broken
make out pwede
tapos, while being towed... we were makin out sa car
Sorry, nakarma yata ako! My YM went kaput!
ang laking SCANDAL grabe
Scandelilah!
oh my GOD
holy f*ck
Can you freakin believe it??!?!?!?!?!
YES! Believe it!
scandelilah! i likey that!!!
naaks "this is very sensitive news"
Freakin' bad world at ___, huh?
Pero they have a "mature" relationship daw.
ahhh cars and sex
Aka-loveer, yup hear ko na music mo
lost ako
nabobo sa grammar
Siguro its for the thrill of it kaya hindi sila nag-motel. Diba?
pang cosmo confessions!
chicago!!!! para sayoooooo
MEMORIEEEEEEEEEEES!
eewww.... bkit ganyan ang sound
Yan ang mga CORNY na theme song nung highschool! EWAAAAAAAAN!
Frustrating when you want something to SUPER work diba?
Still sick? Wawa you.
so NOTHING daw talaga yun., now all i have to do is TRUST him...
taking ridiculously expensive antibiotics naman
You seem so happy together and he's the type naman who will really give you the world so it will work dont worry.
Nasaan ba? Padalhan ko ng poison letter.
The ex is the aggressor.
daya! double standards
labo
DUH?! _____ is freakin miles away! Ano naman yon, mag cybersex kayo? haha kidding
i just luuurve that rotfl smiley
_______ is worth holdin on to
pass
Get laid!
di pwede mag PASS
grrrr
i wanna hook up na nga lng just to get laid
nakakaloka tabulas mo...ang daming pangalan isang tao lang pala
nakakataba ba pill?
payat ko na ulit
nakakataba? talaga? i waaaant
sabi nila lagi mainit ulo
so ______ have u guys ever talked abt marriage?
mens! ano ba yan!
period
hairs all over
yup kasi hindi nag-mature RIGHT yung eggs ko
Im having it but not "getting some"
take advantage na!
Good for the skin preo nakakataba! BWISET!
hey that sounds good to me!
yung ibang pills daw, nawawala ang sex drive... baduy nman non
pero scary magpills for derma chuva reasons eh
nawala daw sex drive nya ... sobrang kalabit na daw sya
cute ba si ____?
hindi. He's a man. Period.
Wala ako pic, can you believe that
defensive
basta good talker, pwede na sakin
Show ko sa inyo pag ok na
ok na? bkit, retoke mo pa?
Sympre sa inyo ko lang matatanong to dahil pag sa office ako nagtanong baka mapatay ako ng mga tao doon. alam nyo naman sa pilipinas
ano ba, sya ang daming picture mo, ikaw wala
di naman ako tumataba.. hehehe i gained weight pero not that much
blooming pa nga daw ako eh.. hehehe sabi nila. hehehe
Hellllooo?! I cannot just ask him "_______, picture-picture kita!" hahahah!
yes u can! 'sang katutak na pacute na ginawa nyo sa isat isa ah
Yun nga eh, shy kami in person
tell me ano yun non-taba na pill
ay ambot!
ok lng even not ok.. we wont judge naman eh
i dunno abt u but i will judge! hahahahaha
wala ba sya friendster?
nakakapraning... Tried locating him pero ang name nya ________...I got around 50 pages of _____ there
wala kang takas, hehehe
GAGA! MGA LOKA!
He's not cute ok
si ex, di cute... pero love ko pa rin
that sounds harmless naman eh
Hindi sya Internet person. WORKAHOLIC sya!
ay bano
bano=bulok
pressure!!!! 3 ba naman magtanong.. hehehe
Pero proud ang lola nyo kasi he met with his friends and told them that he's seeing a HOT CHICK from the office! Yeaaaaaaah!
anyone who isnt in friendster is bano
your HOT sweetie that's fosho!!!
ey... delete ko one of these days ang friendster account ko ...hiya ko delete si ex eh kaya buong account na lng
ivy nabuhay
Next hotseat si Aileen
ay caramba sexy boi usher
yoko ng nose ni usher
usher's nose=dingdong doorbell
(alicia keys) i wont watch. di naman sya pogi eh
kakarelate ka sa lyrics abbie? why cant i breathe whenever i think abt u
ONE MONTH TODAY! PARTY ON!
one month... tapos busy ka pa sa boylet mo
inggit ako!
PAR-TEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Patawa ko kahapon kasi everyone is in jeans, slacks...syempre nag girly skirt ako! Belat!
Weird ako. I wear slacks and pants the entire week then skirt pag friday. HAHA!
if yer goin for the skirt, edi denim skirts... o kya MINI DENIM SKIRTS... the ones with puffy layers ... tapos tuwad ka sa harap ni ____
syempre I am the new one so I have to succumb to their ewaness
New words to live by: grrrrnesss, ewaness, scandelilah
SHAKE DAT BOOOOOTEEEEEEEH
meron pang magandang word: annoyance instead of kainis
i am avoiding thy j***ness
m***ness, j***ness EQUALS to EWANESS
he was smiling... and i probably looked like i was growling
avoidance kasi that stupid thing i did last fri
diba JEAN ABBIE
shiyeeeet, can there ever be a more SMB thing than what i did? yuuuuuck
haha! pa-cuteness talaganess yang si ____nesss
hehhe annoyance!!!!!
i am soooo ashamed that i wanted the floor to swallow me
"sick with the finger" can be taken out of context
lost na ko
gaga, you dirty mind YOU!
i can't help it! i'm a closet-bastos!
ahhh...lalaki pala si ____
i hope he did not hear abt my butt fixation!
ahh THY ___NESS AND THY SEXY BUTT
Hahaha! Go BUTT!
yeah he thinks he's god's gift to women
tamo friendster nya, puro BABAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
SMB kayo pareho. Yun nga na-miss ko eh yung mga boylets na TEASE
Style Mo Bulok
Style Mo Bulok
oo na! oo na! lakihan pa ba daw text?!
hmm oo nga ano ba talaga dapat na sweldo na?
i guess I.T. people have fatter paychecks syempre
holy cow, i just realized hindi ko na actually alam kung magkano na sweldo ko *thinks*
yeah ok pag sales ka... dami incentives... tiba-tiba
You must weigh between salary, benefits and allowances.
kawawaness.
haha naalala ko nung bagong grad ako the starting that time was 8-10k
punyeta ang ingay dito sa min! dad's onto some carpentry project and our pitbull is whining!
call center agent: taga sagot sa mga customer na bitchy
Kaya si ____...JACKPOT!
the oct 2 bday boy
shih tzu daw, walang dog club dyan sa pinas kse psycho daw
mga kikay na aso mga shih tzu
uy lapit na uli october fest
octoberfest? ano yon? hahaha!
im thinkin of gettin a tattoo
i want a tatoooooooooooooooooo... its in my virtual to-do list
mag-react nman kyo
Saan mo palagay? Sa booobs!
hassle ba pag maghanap ng work?
depends on what work... i guess sa creative ok lang
Yung ibang companies particular dyan.
really? anong companies?
prissy companies!
wait... di ko saulo number ko, hehehe
*toink* nasobrahan sa i-pod
annoyance ang template ng tabulas, di ko maintindihan
astig yung chismis mo!!
til the next annoyance
ANNOYANCE!!! EWANESS ! love it!!!
gosh... carry yon dto!!!
scandelilah!!!
imagine chinese peeps saying "annoyance" and "ewaness"
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Ahh. Such uber-fun! Til the next YM confy, Forces of Nature girls! ;) *mwah*hugz*